I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via falllloutboy)

when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, 
however improbable, must be the truth

(Source: amyskhaleesi, via burnmoriarty)


How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

(via carpe-dayum)


Bold & Brash

Tentacles, 2001

(Source: sanderwallace, via thatpunnyguy)



(via last-call-for-love)

i-acknowledge-the-1950s asked:
You're stunning! x

Aww!!! Thank you so much ❤️


People, this is serious
I met FOB with my friend and here we have photographic evidence that she was pinky promised that they’d never go on hiatus. Ever. Again. We have proof

(via pop-punks-not-dead)

Tatiana Maslany’s roles in 2x01

(Source: divergents, via colinmorgasms)


idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

(via the-goddessofmischief)


im not sure who I relate to more
kelso, red, or eric

(Source: jessepnkman, via lord-of-the-nerds)


Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via xcordie)