aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via xcordie)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via br0kenn-angel)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via averaqejoe)

t.a.r.d.i.s.

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via castiel-deschanel)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via hotboyproblems)

On The Run Tour - Fashion 

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tired-and-uninspireddddd:

You just sit there being sad.

(via the-goddessofmischief)

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via slutwhat)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via slutwhat)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

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